Money No Fuelin'

[Gabby]

Ok, I wish to apologize to those who really like Rock but sometimes we need a little humor even if it is bad humor at best. I live in Ohio where Honda GX is made but you can't buy one. Ford is out because of parts problems and the auction houses for CNG cars well they are selling cars older than the car I have now and with more miles on them. There is much frustration. Frustration can breed humor. My apologia to Dire Straits. If anyone you know who could put it to the music; Why not????

I WANT MY NGV

ARTIST: Dire Straits or Equivalent.
TITLE: Money No Fuelin’
Lyrics and Chords

[Capo 3]

I want my, I want my NGV
I want my, I want my NGV

/ Em7 - - A / /

Now look Big 3, that's the way you do it
You give us whips with no CNG
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money no fuelin’ and your checkin’ for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, Detroit boys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

/ Em7 - - - / - - G A / :

{Refrain}
We got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these color TV's

/ C - G - / C - D - / Em7 - - - / A - B - C# - - - /

The suits in Detroit with all those SUV’s
Gasoline that pollutes the air
He can not sell me a whip power by CNG
Still the bloke is a millionaire

{Refrain}

I shoulda learned to be a banker
I shoulda learned to be a politician
Look at that mama, oil profits are up
Man we could have some.
And he's up there, what's that, Hawaiian noises
Bangin' on the desk like a chimpanzee
Oh, that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money no fuelin', get your checkin’ for free

{Refrain}

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You drive your car but want an NGV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money no fuelin’ and your checkin’ for free

Money no fuelin’ and checkin’ for free
I want my, I want my, I want my NGV
{Repeat, ad lib to fade}

[CraziFuzzy]

Re: Money No Fuelin'

Oh god.. please don't do that again.. ;-)

[CNGLO]

Re: Money No Fuelin'

I think we are all prone to obsessing over our CNG vehicles from time to time.